Friday, February 22, 2013
Harlem Shake
It was earth shattering
To see you straight battering
A culturally established dance
Originated in the eighties
Mastered by the babies
Obliterated in a convulsive glance
Although I didn't do it
I was hip to it
And loved to see it every chance
Each movement told a story
Of life and its glory
To do it isn't happenstance
Thanks to the Internet
Because of it, you can bet
Truth is revealed, not unfounded rants
As you can see from this deduction
Harlem is proud of its production
Please keep your ignorance in its pants
You made Harlem Shake
When we saw you as a fake
On this point Harlem takes its stance
If you think that you can do it
I challenge you to it
But, from what I've seen, you just can'ts.
To see you straight battering
A culturally established dance
Originated in the eighties
Mastered by the babies
Obliterated in a convulsive glance
Although I didn't do it
I was hip to it
And loved to see it every chance
Each movement told a story
Of life and its glory
To do it isn't happenstance
Thanks to the Internet
Because of it, you can bet
Truth is revealed, not unfounded rants
As you can see from this deduction
Harlem is proud of its production
Please keep your ignorance in its pants
You made Harlem Shake
When we saw you as a fake
On this point Harlem takes its stance
If you think that you can do it
I challenge you to it
But, from what I've seen, you just can'ts.